Hello!

Hope the lock down isn't bored and annoying?

My business here is to break your boredom. Somebody say I hear..

Have fun!

Laugh out your sorrow

Show me a guy with one girlfriend and I'll show you an Hen that lays egg

When your boyfriend says it is over on any social media..that's what they call electronic divorce. Don't argue with me, I'm a professor.

The way am pressing my phone these days, my people have began to think that am a yahoo boy.

I want the kind of money that even if I come late to a traditional wedding. my in laws will say, "our son we're sorry you came late, it's our fault, we woke up too early.

I'll collect bullet and die for you,"says a guy who can't take paracetamol without putting it inside Eba.

Show me a girl with one boyfriend and I'll show you a long sleeve bra.

Any man who drinks Alomo bitter without squeezing up his face, is capable of murder..."Obasanjo(1999).

Glo company is like devil. They will give you Data and take away their network.

The only advantage of being a Nigerian is that you can piss anywhere.

No situation is permanent except tribal marks.

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